Yo Michael–I feel like you’re just talking about pitchers but you might want to line-edit or at least read over your thrilling conclusions to make sure you don’t say something completely stupid by accident. When you do, people tend to giggle at you and perhaps not take you seriously at all (if anyone was taking you seriously to start with). Because, you know, there are major leaguers other than pitchers and some of them were chosen first overall and are quite good.
Oh, and good job on hyping up the insane and not going to happen Scott Boras contract demands. Jon Heyman would be proud.