At Yankee Stadium the first time a player comes up to the bat, or when nothing is going on offensively in a game, the Armitron (that’s the giant TV screen thing in the middle of the place) usually displays some important fascinating fact about him since there’s nothing to note about the game so far. This past Tuesday at the Rays game, I learned a whole lot of useless stuff. So useless that I felt compelled to share some of it.

This is what happens when they have to find something to say about a 35 year old career minor leaguer.



Melky is Hispanic, the others are not. Right?