I don’t really have the words in me to explain my frustration and anger at this game, so make due with a picture.
Archive of posts tagged terrible pitchers
The Real Kyle Farnsworth Has Returned
Every time Kyle Farnsworth pitches I die a little inside. At least this is the last year of his fabulous contract.
The Kei Igawa Experience Returns Tonight
The Yankees aren’t expecting miracles when Kei Igawa, the veteran Japanese left-hander, joins them to make a start against the Tigers in the first game of a three-game series in Detroit on Friday night. Just a good, solid start that includes a lot of strikes would be just fine with Yankees manger Joe Girardi, whose [...]
Heart Attacks and Headaches
I’m a little exhausted after sitting in Section 33 of Yankee Stadium last night for four hours, especially because of the almost soul destroying Kyle Farnsworth 9th inning. The official attendance was 52,000 for the game, but by the 8th there were only 20,000 people there at most. These were all very loud people who [...]
The Farnsworth Rules
Since the Yankees have “Joba Rules” to prevent Joe Torre from destroying his pitching arm, I believe they should also institute “Farnsworth Rules” to prevent fans from killing themselves. Kyle Farnsworth will not pitch the 8th inning ever again in a game that is remotely close in any manner. Kyle Farnsworth will not ever be [...]
John Smoltz, Pretty Insane Guy
Bobby Cox has moved John Smoltz up in the Braves rotation so that he’ll be pithing on three days rest tonight, which is pretty insane. I don’t think it’s just to move him and Hudson apart in the rotation, but so that he can get a start against the Mets. Still, pretty crazy move considering [...]
Important Questions For Brian Cashman
1) Kyle Farnsworth has cleared waivers, why is he still on the team? If he’s on the team, there is a chance he might come into games. If he comes into games, the fans start offing themselves in the stands. If you want the Yankees to continue to have living fans figure out a way [...]
Someone Please Take Farnsworth
Yesterday the New York Post reported some unsurprising, but extremely good news: After Kyle Farnsworth proved as trustworthy as North Korea, Luis Vizcaino has become Torre’s go-to man. Farnsworth, in fact, has cleared waivers, The Post has learned. Thus his greatest value now is if Brian Cashman can find a sucker to take as much [...]
